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STFU Parents: Labor Day Isn’t About Birth Stories, And Yet Here We Are

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3. The Memo


If you didn’t get the memo, here is Erin’s abridged birth story, to be followed, inexplicably, by a more detailed story to be posted later. Now that you know that, you have some time to imagine what else Erin could be leaving out, considering she’s already reported her baby’s name, weight, birth date, and height, as well as fun facts about her previously stuck placenta and her vaginal tearing. Aren’t you excited about whatever’s coming next? Maybe some photos of the two layers of stitches? A GIF of Erin’s L&D nurses playing hacky sack with her giant placenta? Perhaps a descriptive account of her baby’s meconium? Anything is possible! Stay tuned.

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