STFU Parents: How Not To Talk About The Government Shutdown On Facebook

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2. Shutdown Smash Cake Celebration

STFU Parents

Question: Is there ANY holiday, tragedy, or news event so serious that it would cause a parent not to bring up her child’s birthday in a “topical” status update on Facebook?

Answer: Hahahahahaha NOPE. Smash cakes for everyone! It helps release the anger, you see. Anger toward the government, and anger toward people like Elisa for saying stupid shit like this on social media.

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