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STFU Parents: In Honor Of Father’s Day, Here’s Some Unintentional Penis Art

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6. Overcompensating For Summer

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Is that giant penis supposed to be a leg, or legs? Because it looks like it’s a giant penis. In fact, this little guy doesn’t even seem too thrilled about it, like he accidentally took his first handful of Dad’s Viagra and is painfully suffering the consequences. That look of skepticism is verging on despair. Don’t worry, buddy, it’ll all be okay in four to 36 hours. Until then, try jumping in a pool. I’ve never heard of construction paper dolls experiencing the effects of shrinkage, but anything is possible. And Sam, if you’re reading, we all go through “growth spurts,” champ. Just ask your dad. He’ll explain it better than I can.

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