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STFU Parents: In Honor Of Father’s Day, Here’s Some Unintentional Penis Art

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5. “Skin Imprints”

5. Palm tree

I couldn’t say it any better than Jessica. Something about that textured “tree trunk” in combination with those hand prints just ain’t right. I don’t know if the teacher found this project on some kind of Pinterest After Hours page or in the Pedophile Children’s Art Section at Barnes & Noble or what, but that thing doesn’t look like a palm tree no matter which side is up. Bonus points to Erin for her “blue balls” joke. It had to be said.

 

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