STFU Parents: In Honor Of Father’s Day, Here’s Some Unintentional Penis Art
3. Double Entendres
This peacock looks more like a walking penis at Mardi Gras. Half-smiling, half-staggering, and probably feeling like somewhat objectified, as walking penises are wont to do when they dress in scandalous clothing. Don’t tell me this walking penis doesn’t deserve a little ridicule! That peacock outfit is entirely too revealing. Everyone knows that penises in purple attract the wrong kind of attention.