STFU Parents: Happy Father’s Day To Funny Dads On Facebook
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You can get a vasectomy whether you’re a dad or not, but you might not trulyÂ appreciateÂ a vasectomy unless you’ve already got kids. Paul is so excited about turning his balls into sperm death camps, he’s telling all of his Facebook friends so they can share in the joy, too. Vasectomy parties should totally be a thing. Mark my words, this cause for celebration will soon be a growing industry.
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