STFU Parents: Happy Father’s Day To Funny Dads On Facebook
1. The Ultimate Fighter
Chris loves being a dad so much, he let his baby destroy the soft flesh on his face with ten of the sharpest natural blades in existence. There’s nothing more harrowing than a newborn’s exposed fingernails near one’s face and eyes. It’s like that scene at the end of “Mission Impossible” when Tom Cruise isÂ almostÂ murdered by theÂ helicopter blades. Your baby might have fun exploring with her hands, but your faceÂ willÂ suffer the consequences.