STFU Parents: Facebook Moms Who Think Their Baby’s Poop Smells Good

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I sort of feel like Rachelle takes things full circle here. Her baby’s poop, which is, again, directly influenced by Rachelle’s own dietary habits if she’s breastfeeding, evidently smells like buttered popcorn. But obviously Rachelle isn’t going to eat her baby’s buttered popcorn poop, because that would just be suuuuper unsanitary. So what does she do? Why, she went with the next best thing! Real buttered popcorn that she can eat whilst thinking about her baby’s crap! It’s like the subliminal, Jocasta complex way of eating. How sweet. How salty.

How loving.

How revolting.

I’m gonna go throw up now.

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