STFU Parents: Facebook Moms Who Think Their Baby’s Poop Smells Good
I sort of feel like Rachelle takes things full circle here. Her baby’s poop, which is, again, directly influenced by Rachelle’s own dietary habits if she’s breastfeeding, evidently smells like buttered popcorn. ButÂ obviouslyÂ Rachelle isn’t going to eat her baby’s buttered popcorn poop, because that would just be suuuuper unsanitary. So what does she do? Why, she went with the next best thing!Â RealÂ buttered popcorn that sheÂ can eatÂ whilst thinking about her baby’s crap! It’s like the subliminal,Â Jocasta complexÂ way of eating. How sweet. How salty.
I’m gonna go throw up now.