STFU Parents: Eggcessive Easter On Facebook Gets More Insane Every Year

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5. Just Celebrating Jesus

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Nothing to see here, folks! Just a couple of good old-fashioned traditional Easter baskets for two wholesome, Christian children! This mom doesn’t like promoting anything or participating in the depraved commercialization of Easter as it is celebrated by most pseudo-“Christian” families. She knows what that’s all about: chocolate, eggs, basically a bunch of sinful things that don’t amount to “promoting Jesus being born again.” That’s why her kids’ baskets are loaded up with dolls, monster trucks, books, and other born again paraphernalia from the Dollar Tree. Where Would Jesus Shop? I think we all know the answer to that.

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