STFU Parents: Woe Is Mom: Here Are The Drive-Thru Rules
2. Ingenious Ideas
Ooooh! Sounds like *someone* should be on ‘Shark Tank’! Are these incredible ideas or what? And aren’t moms just the silliest?? A drive-in for parents with sleeping babies that offers back massages and pedicures and nap mats?! Break me off a piece of that! Why not throw in a dry bar so moms can get blow-outs? Or a waxing station? Why can’t there just be a Dave & Buster’s type of place for moms, you know? Like,Â withoutÂ all the loud games and drinkingâ€”just complete silence, wine spritzers, and some lite nail art, all without leaving the car? I’m telling you, this is a bajillion dollar idea!! Just you wait and watch Monica make her millions off ‘silent drive-thrus.’ Perhaps you’ve heard ofÂ ‘silent discos’? Well, this will be like that, minus the dancing, plus all the Grande, Sugar-free, Vanilla Lattes with Soy Milk moms can drink. w00t!