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STFU Parents: Don’t Brag About Your ‘Push Present’ On Social Media

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4. Cray Cray. Jel Jel.

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What is it about telling Facebook you’re cashing in on a push present and smiley face emoji that go so well together? And why does it irk me so much that Leah’s ‘cray cray’ comment to David, Brandi’s husband, elicits that hilarious ‘jel jel’ response? Most importantly, why can’t Brandi just call this trip a surprise vacation? Why does it have to be labeled a push present? TOO MANY QUESTIONS. Enjoy your trip back to Southern California, Brandi. Hollywood knows all about push presents. You might even get a chance to pick up some new boobs while you’re out there. (I think they come with most spa packages.)

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