STFU Parents: On Crushing Children’s Spirits — And Their Parents’ Spirits, Too

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STFU Parents

Christina is going to go all [maiden name] on that ass if a certain CVS pharmacist doesn’t get it together. Her baby smiled at the pharmacist for FIVE whole minutes. Can the pharmacist not pause to smile back? Can she not offer the child a lollipop and do a quick rendition of “The Wheels on the Bus”? How hard is it to stop working and play peek-a-boo with an adorable baby? Does doling out prescriptions really require totally focused attention and not allow for any smiles? That woman deserves to get her ass kicked.

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