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STFU Parents: Yoonique Baby Names To Avoid In 2015
3. The “Cutest” Babies Have The Dumbest NamesÂ
It’s no surprise that people who like the idea of babies winning contests just for being babies also have a passion for doling out yooniquely awful names. Here’s a mere sampling, and a reminder that baby contests are no more and no less futile than turtle races.
Speaking of races…
Can you guys believe li’l AdrenaLynn is already 44 months? I swear just yesterday she was 34 months.
“Azavyer” is one of those names that assumes two wrongs make a right — too bad in this instance they don’t.
BLAYZIN KEIF is a fabulous name and will surely serve Tanner’s young lad well in life.
Don’t hate the player, y’all. Hate the game. Rainyn was a name that was destined to exist, and not just because it’s a natural(ly stupid) extension of the word/name “Rain,” but because it originated in the beloved fantasy book series “Wheel of Time.” According to WOT’s Wiki, “Rainyn is a Windfinder of the Sea Folk and serves on a smaller vessel. She has round cheeks and is by Aes Sedai standard [ed note. whatever the hell that is] very strong in the One Power,” which I assume is fantasy speak for “awesome, badass chick.” I’m not giving her — or any baby — my vote, but I can attest to Rainyn having round cheeks like her inferred namesake. Also, there are going to be a LOT more people with fantasy-inspired names in the future, which means we may as well give up on spelling altogether.
