STFU Parents: 5 Ways Parents Birthdayjack Their Friends On Facebook
4. Identity Expiration Date
I know Erin “Liked” this update, and I know Amy meant it with absolute sincerity, but give me a fucking break. Erin will always be known as “Erin” because that is her name. She will still be “Erin” after she becomes “Mommy” — unless of course she starts referring to herself as “Mommy,” which some women tend to do against their better judgment. Maybe Amy is one of them.