STFU Parents: 5 Fourth Of July Tips For Parents On Facebook

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5. Don’t Use The Holiday As An Excuse To Brag About Your Kids

Yes, parents, your children are adorably inquisitive, but when you describe them as essentially being Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, that cute precociousness turns sour for me. This holiday, try easing up on the “attorney” jokes. Just post an update about your kids having a blast at the pool and maybe put up a picture of them hula hooping. That’s all anyone should be doing on the Fourth anyway, no matter what age you are.

Have a wonderful Fourth of July, everyone!

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