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STFU Parents: “30 Days Of Thankful” Updates: Sweet Or Sanctimonious?

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2. Thankful For Breast Milk

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In case you needed another reminder that breast milk is liquid gold, the stuff heals pink eye, diaper rash, cracked nipples, a broken heart, AND it can be used in place of WD40 to lubricate door hinges. That shit is magical. Let us bow our heads and pray for Mother Earth’s breast milk to rain from the Heavens so that it may Nourish us all.   

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