15 Tweets About Shopping at Target That Will Make You Laugh and Also Say ‘Yep’
Ah, Target. We love, we hate you, JUST KIDDING we only love you. There’s nothing quite like shopping at Target. You might go in thinking you need toilet paper or diapers. But leave with an entire cart of stuff that definitely wasn’t on your list. The reason for this is because you don’t tell Target what you need. You let Target tell you what you need. And you almost always need a sloth lamp or a new dress or pillows for the couch.
These 15 tweets perfectly sum up what shopping at Target is like. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably read these in the Target parking lot before heading inside.
My 3-year-old: I wish we could just live here at Target.
Me: *welling up with tears* I know, baby, I know.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) September 1, 2017
Theoretically, you probably could live at Target.
Me after a trip at target with the wife pic.twitter.com/KB3nALJNeF
— Khoa (@khoa_nguyen) October 9, 2017
Shout-out to all the partners who dare to brave the aisles of Target with their significant others. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Me at Target the day after payday pic.twitter.com/3GOnHKRcwF
— Knoxville Pains (@KnoxvillePains) April 9, 2016
Just endorse your paycheck over to Target, save yourself a trip to the bank.
I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) October 14, 2016
Listen, as often as I’m there, I could probably assist customers at least as well as official team members.
My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 28, 2017
Snakes in colorful prints! Waiting on the Snake x Target collab, gonna be hot.
target cashier: did you find everything okay?
*me unloading a full cart*
first of all, i came here for dish soap & i didn't even get it
— Amanda Luna (@amanduhluna) October 22, 2017
Yes, KAREN, I found everything just fine, a little too easily actually and YES I’M GOING TO NEED A BAG, you see I only brought one.
MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS pic.twitter.com/Cdt2s2aI3p
— jess-o-lantern 🎃 (@virgoprincxss) January 3, 2018
Hey guys, if your wife says she's at home doing laundry, she's lying. She's at Target, they're all at Target, literally right this minute.
— BornHusky (@dlockw21) December 16, 2015
“Hey honey, how was your day?” “Oh, fine, the usual, you know.” “Uh huh. What, uh, what happened to our old bedding? Is that a Target receipt?”
bored? go to target. hungry? go to target. depressed? go to target. stressed? go to target.
— teresa 🍂🎃 (@IoIteresa) October 23, 2017
Just go, doesn’t matter what ails you, Target will help.
No one goes to target because they need something. You go to target and let target tell you what you need.
— haley (@haley_copeland) January 31, 2018
See? Today Target told me I needed a unicorn desk lamp. I wasn’t sure, but as soon as I got home and set it up, I could see that Target was right yet again.
The bad part about going to Target by yourself on a Saturday night is…
…absolutely nothing. It’s one of the world’s purest joys.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) November 5, 2017
Who needs date night? Target alone is your date night. Date yourself, you’re fabulous.
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— k80 (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
Couples who Target together, stay together.
Wife had a bunch of rum drinks tonight and we somehow ended up at Target pic.twitter.com/kM0OxcA7No
— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) July 26, 2017
Honestly, if Target ever opened a bar or something in their stores, they would make SO MUCH GODDAMN MONEY.
Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. There's like 10 women to each man and they're already there looking for things they don't need.
— karmaXo (@Dacimini65) March 20, 2018
I need a man about as much as I needed that fucking unicorn lamp, but who am I to argue with Target.
an emotional haiku:
needed some tweezers
spent ninety bucks at target
guess what i forgot
— spooky seasEan 👻 (@Ean_withanE) September 8, 2017
I’ve started ordering the stuff I really need and can’t forget on Amazon, because even if it’s on my list, chances are the Target magic will make sure it doesn’t make it into my cart.
Target isn’t just a store. It’s a lifestyle. No matter what you need, Target has it, and 12982748 things you didn’t. So put your comfy shoes on, grab a latte, and start in aisle one. Best of luck to your wallet.