15 Tweets About Shopping at Target That Will Make You Laugh and Also Say ‘Yep’

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Ah, Target. We love, we hate you, JUST KIDDING we only love you. There’s nothing quite like shopping at Target. You might go in thinking you need toilet paper or diapers. But leave with an entire cart of stuff that definitely wasn’t on your list. The reason for this is because you don’t tell Target what you need. You let Target tell you what you need. And you almost always need a sloth lamp or a new dress or pillows for the couch.

These 15 tweets perfectly sum up what shopping at Target is like. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably read these in the Target parking lot before heading inside.

Theoretically, you probably could live at Target.

Shout-out to all the partners who dare to brave the aisles of Target with their significant others. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Just endorse your paycheck over to Target, save yourself a trip to the bank.

Listen, as often as I’m there, I could probably assist customers at least as well as official team members.

Snakes in colorful prints! Waiting on the Snake x Target collab, gonna be hot.

Yes, KAREN, I found everything just fine, a little too easily actually and YES I’M GOING TO NEED A BAG, you see I only brought one.

It me.

“Hey honey, how was your day?” “Oh, fine, the usual, you know.” “Uh huh. What, uh, what happened to our old bedding? Is that a Target receipt?”

Just go, doesn’t matter what ails you, Target will help.

See? Today Target told me I needed a unicorn desk lamp. I wasn’t sure, but as soon as I got home and set it up, I could see that Target was right yet again.

Who needs date night? Target alone is your date night. Date yourself, you’re fabulous.

Couples who Target together, stay together.

Honestly, if Target ever opened a bar or something in their stores, they would make SO MUCH GODDAMN MONEY.

I need a man about as much as I needed that fucking unicorn lamp, but who am I to argue with Target.

I’ve started ordering the stuff I really need and can’t forget on Amazon, because even if it’s on my list, chances are the Target magic will make sure it doesn’t make it into my cart.

Target isn’t just a store. It’s a lifestyle. No matter what you need, Target has it, and 12982748 things you didn’t. So put your comfy shoes on, grab a latte, and start in aisle one. Best of luck to your wallet.

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