10 Sexy Disney Costumes For Moms That Will Embarrass Kids On Halloween
Look, if you want to dress sexy on Halloween, more power to you. I find the cultural obsession with “Slut-o-ween” obnoxious, and yet another male gaze-enforced, societal catch 22 for women in which we’re expected to be sexy but — gasp! — not that sexy! Do you this Halloween, in whatever outfit that might be. IMHO the best part of the holiday is that it gives you ample opportunity to embarrass your kids by wearing something ridiculous (family costumes FTW). And if you are in the mood to show some skin this October, might I suggest one of these super hot Disney costumes? Because why be a sexy nurse when you can be a sexy Jack Sparrow instead?
This costume is a lot cuter than the one Allison Williams will be wearing in the live Peter Pan musical. But did they really need to stitch “I <3 Lost Boys” onto the front? #creeperpan