The 10 Most Terrifying Halloween Pumpkins On Pinterest

Feel like veering away from the traditional jack o’lantern this Halloween? Wanna try carving a pumpkin that lives only in my darkest nightmares and will haunt the dreams of neighborhood trick-or-treaters for years to come? Then you’ll love these terrifying Halloween pumpkins! Check out these downright terrifying pumpkin designs I dug up on Pinterest. Sure, you’ll be forever known on your block as “that scary house where they get wayyyyy too into things” but that’s a lot better than being boring, right?

1. The Bloody Eyeball, because terrifying Halloween pumpkins see all

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This is eerily similar to what I look like when I sleep in my contacts. Also: NOPE.

2. Space Monster

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I want to admire this person’s silver spray-painting skills but I can’t because what in the ever loving f*ck is this?!?! *shudders, googles pictures of kittens*

3. Walking Pumpkin Dude Missing Half His Face, Dear God

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“Jean?”
“Yes, honey?”
“I’m thinking this year, we not only shred half the pumpkin’s face off, but we attach it to a body that’s hooked up to a motorized contraption that makes it walk in place!”

“Dear god, you’re brilliant.”
[They kiss passionately on a table covered in pumpkin seeds.]

4. Vermin

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I mean, they’re kind of cute right? Just tunneling around that pumpkin, ratting around like a pack of rats?

5. Vermin 2: The Vermining

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Nope, nope, I was wrong – definitely not cute.

6. The Carnivore 

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Well, this is terrifying and also an awful way to die.

7. The Carnivore 2: The Carnivore Is Even Hungrier This Year

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Oh, and this is an even more terrifying and awful way to die.

8. The Dude Whose Face Is Ripping Open

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The carving skills almost make me forget about the nightmares I will have for the rest of my life after looking at this guy’s face. Also where is his brain and why are his teeth different?!

9. Pinocchio Noses

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They’re kind of cute until you realize they want to eat your body and use your bones as toothpicks to clean their teeth when they’re done.

10. Terrifying Sea Creature Thing With A Tiny Head And OMG Why Are Its Lips Sewn Up Like That?

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The name says it all, really.

After all that terror, here’s a palate cleanser! Pumpkin carving at its best.

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