being a mom
Scary Mommy: 8 Kid Shows That Drive Moms Crazy
My oldest child is almost ten. Which means Iâ€™ve been exposed to the annoying barrage of childrenâ€™s programming for ten years. 3,650 days of the talking animals, the sing-song-repetitive bullshit, the nonexistent story-lines, and the guest-stars. When it comes to kids shows Iâ€™ve seen them all, from Barney to Blueâ€™s Clues, Upside Down Show to Sesame Street, Iâ€™m a walking episode guide. I will stop at nothing for 22 minutes of downtime from this crazy-train called Motherhood.
Now, before you come at me with the suggestions of the American Academy of Pediatrics and their proposal for limiting, if not, eliminating television access for children under the age of two please understand: I really donâ€™t care. The AAP isnâ€™t living my life, or raising my kids, and Iâ€™m obviously not the only one who is allowing my children TV time, because if I were, they wouldnâ€™t be a billion different shows for children on TV. So lets just acknowledge that, at times, Iâ€™m a mad woman on the brink who needs a break and continue from there.
In allowing TV time for my children Iâ€™ve opened myself up to a whole new world of crazyâ€¦ the shows themselves. While Iâ€™m able to get a small block of time without someone saying, â€œMommy, Mommy, Mom, Mom.â€ on loop, I now have some personal preferences about the shows that are going to drive me to the loony bin first.Â Here are the ones that drive me most crazyâ€¦