Lock Your Doors And Keep The TV Off: ‘Human Barbie’ Mom Is Hitting Up US Child Pageants

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sarah burgeIf you thought Sarah Burge, the “Human Barbie” was simply content terrorizing the UK tabloids with tales of a boob job certificate for her then 7-year-old daughter and promises of liposuction, you’d underestimate her seeming love for snagging headlines. Even hosting glamorous children’s parties at botox clinics wasn’t enough to quell the press appetite for this 51-year-old mother. She is reportedly packing up young Poppy and taking her to America where the massive exploitation of her child can be fully realized in child pageants.

Who else but Daily Mail would report that Sarah will be entering her daughter in a series of 12 events in Atlanta, Georgia this month:

“Poppy will dominate the USA pageant circuit – the English Rose is always the best. Poppy is outgoing and outrageous and we will beat the American children. Poppy knows she will win. She is in training for the American events up to four hours a day before and after school.”

Eight hours a day of “pretty feet,” heavy makeup application, and sexualizing routines suggest that perhaps Sarah will fit right in with the other momagers, and her daughter too –unfortunately.