Clear Your Calendars Because There Is A Legit International Royal Baby Tour Slated To Happen
Talk about hitting the ground running.The original P.O.C. isn’t even here yet but Kate Middleton and Prince William already have an International Royal Baby Tour on the books. As in parading around their newly born to different nations so that we can all catch a glimpse of the royal spawn. Squee! Try not to pee yourself!
“The trip is planned for Australia and New Zealand,” an insider toldÂ Us. (Perhaps not coincidentally, the lateÂ Princess DianaÂ took a 9-month-old Prince William down under when she traveled to Australia with Prince Charles in 1983.)
For a royal baby tour, I’m envisioning nothing short of that Popemobile over a moses basket with a mass of crazed individuals sucking on pacifiers. Remember the lady who famously appeared on the streets of London during the royal wedding dressed as Kate’s engagement ring?
I hope she’s back in full swing dressed in a full on onesie with a P.O.C rattle made of faux gold. Let’s do this up right with a full on Royal Baby parade.
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