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The 10 Most Amazing Reviews Of Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

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6. Succinct

kirk cameron saving christmas rotten tomatoes review 7I have nothing to say about this, because you can’t improve on perfection.

7. One possible scenario where this movie could help you

kirk cameron saving christmas rotten tomatoes review 8Don’t count on distracting the zombies with the braaaaaains of your fellow movie-goers in this case, either.

8. Lay down on the floor and try not to weep for humanitykirk cameron saving christmas rotten tomatoes review 10I was more worried about my eyeballs shriveling up if I tried to watch this movie, but I can’t rule Daniel B’s problem out as a possible side effect either.

9. Ouch

kirk cameron saving christmas rotten tomatoes review 5I was going to suggest that this was a bit harsh, but then I only made it through the trailer, and then I felt the urge to drink my memories of it away, so I guess I can’t really comment.

10. Probably true

kirk cameron saving christmas rotten tomatoes review 11All of our youthful Growing Pains fantasies about Kirk Cameron are increasingly growing painful to think about.

Bonus: The True Believer appears!

kirk cameron saving christmas rotten tomatoes review bonusYeah, Tanya, they don’t represent most viewers! Which is obviously why Kirk Cameron had to ask his fans to sandbag the terrible ratings left by … most viewers. Bah humbug to facts, right?!

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