25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
3. WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Don’t even THINK about talking back, kid. See, kids have this (completely wrong) idea that because we ignore them and pretend we don’t hear them, that we can’t actually hear a mouse fart on the other side of the house. They are misguided in their doubts about our auditory skills. And the quickest way to turn their mild punishment into something bordering on RED ALERT is to mutter about us as they’re walking away. WE HEAR YOU AND YOU’VE DONE DID IT NOW.