25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
2. The cutest bacon and eggs ever.
Is he picking up what you’re putting down? They say that the quickest way to man’s heart is through his stomach. So if you’ve got that baby fever and your dude isn’t picking up on your verbal clues, it might be time to drop some edible hints. But let’s be honest: most men would see a plate of sperm bacon heading toward an egg and just see breakfast. Maybe if you put little pictures of baby faces on the bacon, and a picture of yourself on the egg. When it comes to men, you really can’t be too obvious.