25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
22. It’s always terrifying.
They make so much noise during the day, but are completely silent at night. HOW. You will never know fear until you’ve cracked one eye open at 3 a.m. to find a child demon/your child standing inches from your face, staring silently. Like, are they sleepwalking? Are they awake? Are they here to kill you and suck the soul from your body so that they may become more powerful? ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Small children should honestly wear little bells attached to their jammies. Those middle-of-the-night heart attacks suck.