25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
21. Oh, how nice for you.
Where should we send your parenting medal? The first rule of parenting is NEVER brag about something your kid won’t do. Never. Don’t even think about it. This is for two reasons: one, it makes you an asshole. And two, you’re pretty much guaranteeing that your kid will do THAT EXACT THING as soon as the words have left your mouth. And then you’re left standing there with egg on your face, but no one will commiserate with you because you’re the asshole who bragged about how your kid would never do something. You brought it on yourself, really.