25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
18. We’ll break the door down if we have to.
We’d get rid of the lock, but then how would we keep them out of the bathroom when we’re using it? We need some sort of invisible bathroom, or a secret bathroom only accessible through fingerprint ID and retinal scan. How did we get here, you guys? When did wanting to pee along become an actual covert mission? All we want is some damn peace and quiet and to not answer a million questions about tampons and poop and pubic hair and the cartoon our kids watched earlier. That’s not too much to ask, is it?