25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
17. The most aggravating stall tactic.
How convenient that you’re hungry at bedtime. Because you weren’t hungry at breakfast time. And you weren’t hungry at lunch time. You swore up and down that you weren’t hungry at dinner time. There was that brief period after dinner when you thought you could have dessert so you pretended to be starving, but I put a kabosh on that with a quickness. You somehow, miraculously, weren’t hungry all damn day, despite having access to a full kitchen and pantry full of food. And you’re hungry NOW? Guess that means you’ll be extra hungry in the morning, goodnight!