25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
Please, please, please, stop talking for one second. Just one second! Or better yet, after you ask for our attention the first time, TELL US WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT. Don’t forget. Don’t say never mind. Say our name, ask your question, and get the hell on with your life. Here’s another suggestion: FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF. Guess what, kids?! You don’t actually need MOM to hand you the plate of snacks that’s literally touching your leg. It’s OK to take some goddamn initiative and do it your damn self.