25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
11. Every. Single. Time.
Especially when I say, “Let me know what you want before I sit down!” No, see, they don’t want anything when you’re still up and in the position to actually get it for them. That would be too easy! They wait until you’re settled, with a meal or work or a chore or just trying to freaking sit down for a minute. Then, they pounce. They’re like the lions who stalk the watering hole, waiting for some poor, unsuspecting gazelle to stroll by for a sip. They look for weakness, and they exploit it.