25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
10. The ovaries make a very compelling case.
Thank goodness our ovaries don’t run the show. Because those suckers are all over the place. Don’t they remember what having a baby is actually like?! Aren’t they aware of what all those eggs they house develop into? Yes, babies are cute and wee and sweet and smell so good. But they also cry and poop and spit up on everything. We’ve got to get better at drowning out the sound of our ovaries. NEVER LISTEN TO THEM. They conspire with our uterus once a month to kill us, why are we even giving them a seat at the table? I mean honestly.