If there’s a group of people you don’t want to mess with, it’s the Pumpkin People. We all know one or two. They’re the ones who wait all year for that horrid drink to resurface at Starbucks (don’t @ me). They bring the fall decor out on August 31st. They start wearing boots and flannels when it’s still 90 degrees outside. These people mean BUSINESS. So when some rando on Twitter tells people to chill with the pumpkin emoji on September 9th?? Well, he brought the wrath onto himself.
The pumpkin emoji has waited all year, Jason. It’s time is now.
Jason’s mentions after that tweet look like a pumpkin exploded little pumpkin emoji babies all over. And people got very creative!
She had that pumpkin emoji locked and loaded.
Dancing Pumpkin Man is always a crowd favorite, and we love when he busts out every fall.
That’s…a lot of pumpkins.
Like I said, people are SERIOUS about their pumpkins. It’s like pumpkin madness has been building for nine months out of the year, and it just cannot be contained any longer! And then there’s this person, who went to insane lengths to defend their pumpkin love and right to use the pumpkin emoji. And IT IS EVERYTHING!
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That is just a glorious use of time and emojis. We applaud you, Riley C. Ghost, and lay pumpkins at your booty and chunky sock covered feet.
So the moral of the story here is: don’t come for the Pumpkin People. They are armed with little orange emojis, and they are clever and hopped up on PSLs. Let’s just let people live! Bring our your pumpkins at the first sign of fall. Go nuts! But I don’t wanna hear a damn thing from anyone when I put my Christmas trees up in the beginning of November. We all have our things.
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