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8 Pro-Life Pumpkins For People Who Hate Women’s Rights But Love Festive Crafts

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2. Thumb-Sucking Ultrasound Bore-Fest

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Why carve a black cat or a ghost, when you can stay true to the spirit of the pagan holiday by carving out an ultrasound photo? It just makes sense.

3. Creepy Goblins In The Womb

pro-life-pumpkinAm I the only one who sees creepy goblins in the background kinda hanging out in this womb? Because if they’re in there this actually IS an awesome Halloween pumpkin.

4. Hold A Newborn Over Your Head Weirdness

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 TA-DAAAAA! BOO!

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