Men Are Sharing Their #PregnantWife Problems, And Yep, These All Sound Right

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That sympathy weight gain is real.

A good partner doesn’t let their pregnant wife eat alone and make a spectacle of herself. Pull up a chair and pick up a fork, buddy. Just don’t eat what she’s claimed as hers. She will order for herself, and all of that food belongs to her. Don’t take a fry. Not even one single fry. You know why? You probably took the best fry, the one she’d had her eye on. The fry that’s the perfect balance of crispy and soft. You just took it and ate it and now it’s gone and there are no more perfect fries. I hope you’re happy with yourself. Now she’s crying and demanding pie. 

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