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12 Real Pregnant Pornos That Will Scare The Uterus Out Of You

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I am not a porn connoisseur, but I have been pregnant. So there’s that. I’m also fully aware of Rule #34 of the Internet: If it exists, someone has made porn of it.

On a total tangent, this makes me want to Google “refrigerator porn “and “coffee porn” and “Whole Foods porn,” but I haven’t done that yet. I’m too busy paying for my therapy to get me through the horror that is pregnancy porn.

TRIGGER WARNING: This post is 100% most certainly going to ruin your life. If you are currently pregnant, you’ll swear off sex until your due date. If you’re trying to conceive, it probably won’t work out because your uterus will shrivel up and die. If you’re a parent… you may not be having that much sex anyway, so it’s Even Steven on that one.

So, yes, all of these creepy titles are real. Maybe you’ve seen them before, or maybe you are a normal person who steers clear of pregnant porn. As a note, I forced my husband to take a look at all of these so that I wouldn’t suffer alone and so he wouldn’t freak out when he looked at my browser history.

Here are 12 real-life pregnancy porn titles that will be forever burned into your brain. If you sit quietly, you may actually feel your uterus turn to dust and get resorbed by your body:

1. I Skipped Lamaze Class To Suck A Cock

2. Gynecologist Fucked My Pregnant Wife

3. Lesbian Preggos

4. Pregnant Cocksockets – Compilation

5. Pregger Coeds, Vol. 1-3

6. Pregnant & Still Fucking – Compilation

7. Keli’s Home For Unwed Mothers – On Sale

8. Make Womb For Daddy

9. Meet The Mother Fuckers

10. Mondo Extreme 32: Amber’s Pregnant Gang Bang

11. Mondo Extreme 94: Pregnant & Lactating Xtravaganza

12. World’s First Pregnant Orgy