Internet Inventing News About Reality Show With Pregnant Miley Cyrus, Snooki, Kourtney, Santa Claus!

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I’m not a huge fan of reality TV to begin with, unless it involves overpriced London houses, and I’ve just read one of the dumbest premises for a reality TV show ever and I’m almost entirely sure someone just made this whole thing up. To annoy me. Personally.

The interweb news sources are claiming that Destiny Hope Miley Cyrus is pregnant with her first child and slated to star in a reality show alongside Snooki and Kourtney Kardashian:

The Guardian Express reported that the alleged premise of the Miley Cyrus reality show, titled Kids on Kids, is this:

The three couples, Kourtney Kardashian and fiance Scott Disick, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, of The Hunger Games and The Expendables 2 fame, will all live next door to each other in Malibu, California, and try to live their day today lives separately, while coordinating the social lives and day to day happenings of their children, Lorenzo, Penelope, and the unborn and as of yet unnamed child of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth while trying to keep their sanity.

First of all, the title Kids on Kids doesn’t even make sense, considering Kourtney is 33, Snooki is 24 and Miley is 19, all a bit older than typical “kids.” Also, I find it very hard to believe any of these so-called “stars” would agree to share the spotlight with each other.  This just reads like a dumb tabloid rumor, so why not we also move in suspected pregnant Kate Middleton, confirmed pregnant Amber Rose, baby dumper Peaches Geldof and Santa Claus. And Honey Boo Boo. Now that would be a reality show. But would it really be a reality show any of us would actually watch? And why aren’t our saviours One Million Moms trying to protect us from this filth?

The idea of Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana Smiley Destiny being pregnant at age 19 is tabloid fodder enough without adding this entire reality series backstory to it. I’m interested in babies and famous babies enough without needing a new show about z-list celebrities becoming neighbors and “keeping their sanity.” Isn’t this basically the premise for every reality show on TV these days? They could at least add some ghosts or cooking or something. Or hire Lindsay to become the nanny.

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