‘Pregnant And Dating’ Reality Show Will Probably Sadly Not Feature Placenta Eating
It’s nice that the five ladies featured on the upcoming reality show, Pregnant & Dating, Â set to air on the WE network will focus on their quest for love while preparing to give birth, but I can think of so many other topics that would be far more interesting that finding Mr. Right. From The Daily Mail:
A press release for the eight-part series, filmed in Los Angeles and North Carolina, states: ‘Not even pregnancy will keep these women “out of the game”.Each hour-long installment focuses on the drama that ensues when the group of expectant mothers embark on their quest for Mr Right.The release explains that theirÂ ‘slew’ ofÂ dates areÂ ‘both rocky and redeeming.’
Yeah, yeah, love is grand and all of that but I hope this series shows the ladies asking the really tough questions to their potential mates over a plate of shared taquitos, such as:
How do you feel about eating my placenta with me?Â
Do you have an opinion on whether or not I circumcise my child?Â
Cloth or disposable?Â
How long is too long to breastfeed?Â
Do you believe in spanking?
How annoying do you find the television program Caillou?Â
Are you cool with waking up at three a.m. for about 16 months?
Can you demonstrate your swaddling technique?Â
And whilst these fair maids look for love, it would be totally bitching if it showed them getting in catfights over baby names and who ate the last of the Ben and Jerry’s. I can’t even begin to imagine what will be presented to potential suitors during the elimination ceremony (ZOMG BUT THINK OF THE TYPE OF ELIMINATION CEREMONIES THEY COULD HAVE CONSIDERING PREGNANT LADIES HAVE TO PEE CONSTANTLY) but it better be something like a baby rattle or a pregnancy test stick or a beige toned nursing pad.
This show has the awesome potential if it really focuses on the pregnancy aspect. If it’s just some hot babes looking for love who just happen to have blossoming midsections, I’m going to be quite disappointed.