Everyone Knows That Patrick Stewart Is the REAL Sexiest Man Alive, Including Patrick Stewart
I’m still a little miffed by People Magazine naming Blake Shelton as Sexiest Man Alive. But on the plus side, it’s been a nice few days of being reminded how many beautiful and amazing men walk among us. While there were many, MANY obvious errors with this year’s selection, leaving off Patrick Stewart might be one of the worst. And Patrick, and everyone else, knows it.
Patrick Stewart has been sexy as hell for DECADES. He was sexy while Blake was still toddling around in diapers. He’s CAPTAIN PICARD, for crying out loud!
After the announcement, a couple of former Sexiest Men Alive (but still damn sexy) took to Twitter to give Blake a little advice. Because they would know!
— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) November 15, 2017
I believe that once this title is bestowed upon a man, they’re obligated to change their resume and give this top-billing forever.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 16, 2017