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Low-Key Ways Your Partner Is Making Your Pregnancy More Difficult Than It Needs To Be

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Using the bathroom when you need them to not

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We hope that any household with a pregnant woman has more than one toilet. However, that’s definitely not always the case. What’s worse, men seem to live in the bathroom at the most inappropriate times. Cafe Mom explains it like this, “It’s a stereotype we’re all familiar with — the man who disappears into the bathroom with a newspaper and emerges four hours later claiming he just had to take a poop. In 2018, it’s more likely he’s sitting in there with a cell phone than a physical newspaper, but the parameters are the same. They go off to sit atop their porcelain throne, and their partners are left waiting, tending to the kids solo, and wondering if the toilet is actually a tear in the space-time continuum that they didn’t know existed.” Seriously, just let the pregnant women pee for the 100th time. She can’t help it.

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