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STFU Parents: Parents Who Share Unnecessary ‘Memories’ And Timehop Photos On Facebook

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Can you believe that only five years ago young Dylan found his man junk, and today he’s off to kindergarten? Time flies SO FAST. One minute Dylan is tugging his tiny penis, and the next he’s wearing a backpack for school! How crazy is that? I’m glad we got to relive this particular memory so we can all track in our minds the exact day Dylan went from “penis-playing baby” to “hopeful academic.” Thanks, Kristina! And thanks for posting the penis anecdote the first time around, too. The number one thing I hope to consider ever-so-briefly when I’m on Facebook is the obsession my friends’ husband has with his penis.

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