20 Tweets for Parents Who Love Target Like One of Their Children

Remember when we had lives and we actually got dressed to go out on Saturday night? LOL me neither.

I'm looking for a woman. All I know about her is that her name is Ali she's a mom and lives in Burbank and she's shopping in Target rn and said it'd only take 10 minutes but it's been 30, and she's also married to me. Twitter do your thing.

— Jeff Wild (@jiffywild) January 22, 2018

“Hello, 911? I’d like to report a missing person. And a missing Red Card. Yes, this is a real emergency.”

The best part of shopping at Target is the convenience. And that at least one mom always looks more frazzled than I do.

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) December 4, 2017

My wife: We only need one or two things here at Target…so why don’t you go ahead and grab a cart.

Me: pic.twitter.com/zHnMp3OAZN

— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) December 7, 2017

I don’t know why they even have those hand baskets. Who only gets enough stuff for a hand basket?!

I think Time's person of the year should be the mom in Target I saw that was singing Daniel Tiger's theme song without her kids with her.

— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) November 26, 2017

[Target]

Don't waste money on seasonal horseshit
Don't waste money on seasonal horseshit
Don't waste m- omg look jack-o-lantern tea towels!

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 13, 2017

I have those tea towels, they’re fantastic.

I actually said to myself the other day, “How awesome would it be if Target delivered?” But then I thought about it, and realized that would be a disaster. Part of the fun of going to Target is GOING to Target. Parents who love Target get that, and appreciate it. Never change, Target. We love you just the way you are.

(Image: Facebook/Target)

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