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Hannah Montana Is Dead, Parents – Get Over It And Stop Complaining That Miley Is Too ‘Sexy’ For Your Kids

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Miley Cyrus "Bangerz Tour" - Tour Opener - Vancouver, BCParents everywhere are in an uproar because they didn’t get the memo that Hannah Montana doesn’t exist anymore. They keep trying to shove Miley Cyrus down their kids’ throats. Just stop, parents. Miley is walking around half-naked licking everything in sight and I don’t see her changing this behavior anytime soon. Buy some Fresh Beat Band tickets and call it a day.

The Mercury News reports, “Miley’s management have been flooded with complaints, mainly from parents, since her tour began last week in Canada with calls for the entire tour to be axed.” I have an idea; how about you just stop buying tickets? Why does the whole tour need to be cancelled? Is it happening in your living room? Is someone forcing you to go?

I realize some parents have a hard time reconciling that Disney personalities will eventually grow up. Sorry parents – Miley isn’t Hannah Montana anymore. Do you live in a cave? How did you manage to miss the uproar over her MTV performance? Do you really think a group of whiny parents is going to shut a multi-million dollar tour down? Sources from Live Nation say no:

“There is no truth whatsoever to any stories or rumors of venues pulling out of the Bangerz Tour,” tour company Live Nation tells E! News in a statement. “Miley has created a tour that’s big, spectacular, entertaining and everything you would expect from Miley Cyrus. Reviews have been amazing and most important, fans are loving the show and having a great time.”

I never understand parents who get all riled up about stuff like this. Fair enough you don’t realize what Miley has morphed into, but if you are buying a ticket to a concert for your child, maybe it would be a good idea to do a little research first. A quick Google image search would tip you off to the kind of show you are paying to see. Then, you don’t have to support her with your money, and the concert won’t be filled with a bunch of children who don’t belong there.

Win, win.

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