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Facebook Is A Highlight Reel Of Our Lives, We’re All A Bunch Of Liars
9:00 a.m.
Reality: I just burnt the end of my son’s piece of toast, so I’ll have to cut that part off before I give it to him.
Fake Facebook Status: My child’s already a foodie! That’s what you get when you feed a toddler Balthazar croissants for breakfast!
11:00 a.m.
Reality: My kid has discovered the word “why” and I’m wondering if I can find a doctor to give me a prescription for Xanax.
Fake Facebook Status: My son is so curious! He cracks me up all day long.
2:00 p.m.
Reality: Â I can’t get this child down for a nap to save my life – and now he’s throwing shit everywhere.
Fake Facebook Status: Photo included -My baby’s growing up so fast – he doesn’t even need naps anymore! Look at our new game – it’s called “End-of-days toy storm.”
5:00 p.m.
Reality: My husband just referred to looking after his own children as “babysitting” again. I may kill him. My son hid a banana under a pillow on the couch and I just sat on it. They are both annoying the hell out of me.
Fake Facebook Status: My son keeps me on my toes all day – just like his dad!
9:00 p.m
Reality: Please, for the love of god and all things holy let this child go to bed soon so I can pour myself a giant glass of wine and watch Scandal.
Fake Facebook Status – Love the end of the day! (Photo of sunset or some bullshit.)
(photo: meme generator)