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World’s Best Dad Orlando Shaw Is Totally Getting That Reality Show We Predicted

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Orlando Shaw dead beatEveryone’s favorite dead beat dad of the year is back! Orlando Shaw,  the father sperm donor from Nashville, Tennessee, is getting his own reality show, just like our own Eve Vawter said in her so-smart-she must-be-psychic prediction.

This comes after Shaw’s infamous interview with NewsChannel 5 that went viral where he told the reporter that “ladies don’t like me they love me!” Shaw is only 33 and he has admitted to fathering 22 children by 14 different women. Some of these women recently took the unemployed Shaw to court to try to get the thousands of dollars in child support he owes.

In more shocking totally expected news, it’s been revealed that Shaw will soon be a 33-year-old grandpa now that his 16-year-old daughter is pregnant. Ever the comedian, Shaw told the reporter that: “I have babies for her. If she wanted a baby, daddy has plenty for us.”

Shaw claims that his criminal history makes it difficult to find work (which I am sympathetic to) but he says he plays the lottery in hopes of making money to support his clan. Yes, he said that. Seriously.

Our plucky hero’s luck may be changing though with this new reality show prospect. According to Shaw, he has received numerous calls from Hollywood agents and recently signed a production deal for a reality show. Because of course he has.

According to Shaw, the money he gets from his reality TV endeavors will be used for his brood.  Considering that state of Tennessee pays out around $7,000 a month for the upkeep of his family, I hope he makes a killing. He’s gonna need it.

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