Kimye Turn Down A Multi-Millionaire Dollar North West Debut And The Universe No Longer Makes Sense

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopping in SohoKim Kardashian and Kanye West are legit getting into the mommy daddy thing, you guys. No reported debut for baby North West on Kris Jenner‘s new talk show and now, the couple has also turned down a multi-million photo shoot. You’d think Kimye were actually trying to raise a normal kid or something,

Us Weekly reports that the new parents declined a $3 million offer from an “Australian magazine” for the first baby pics of North West. I would just assume that the couple (more like Kim….more like Kris) is vying for more cash monies in throwing down those pics. But according to a source, this novel non-exploiting of the baby thing is Kanye’s influence:

“Kanye’s been adamant about not having the baby on [Keeping Up With The Kardashians]” an insider tells Us Weekly. “He was serious when he said North isn’t America’s baby, so he may not do anything.”

“Serious” isn’t really the word that comes to mind when I think of that completely batshit New York Times interview in which daddy Kanye dropped that “America’s baby” quote. But what do I know? Kanye is apparently daddy-ing it up:

The rapper’s protective, paternal instincts move beyond just maintaining North’s image, however. West, 36, has been a doting father to his daughter, becoming a “super worrywart” over her and trying to stay by her side as much as possible.

“Kim told him it was good to get out!” a friend of the Yeezus rapper tells Us. “He couldn’t wait to get back. North is all they talk about.”

North West and NOT her multi-gillion dollar debut, to be clear. All signs point to shocked. Shocked and skeptical. It’s early yet.