Mommyish readers, ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE? I can’t even type this because ONE: I am so excited to share this giant pile of idiocy with you guys and TWO: I am rage writing, and you know what that means? TYPOS ahoy!
OK, first! We need to gather all of the eggs we can get and a hundred rolls of toilet paper! Who has gassed up the van? Who has made us a mix CD of road songs? WHO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS BRINGING SNACKS? Let’s go on a road trip and egg this woman’s house. WAIT, I SHOULD MAYBE TELL YOU GUYS WHAT I AM SO FREAKED ABOUT. OK.
A woman in North Dakota plans on handing out “fat” letters to moderately obese kids instead of candy on Halloween.
From Valley News Live:
“I just want to send a message to the parents of kids that are really overweight… I think it’s just really irresponsible of parents to send them out looking for free candy just ’cause all the other kids are doing it,” says the author in a Y-94 morning radio interview.