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The Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards Prove I’m A Lame-O Mom
So Pitbull (Yeeesh) and Christina Aguilera (Â Yeesh, plus, can I still call her Xtina? Because it’s a lot more amusing to spell it that way) Â performed, with super creepy tiny dancing clones of themselves. I don’t know about you all, but to me this is kind of the epitome of what nightmares are made of:
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Host  and Fergie-husband Josh Duhamel “slimed” Dwight Howard from the LA Lakers. My kid had no clue who either of these people were. Johnny Depp won for best actor, Kristen Stewart for best actress. Do you know how many Twilight movies my kid has seen? Half. Yep, half of the first one.  In the music categories,  Katy Perry won for Favorite Female Singer; Justin Bieber for Favorite Male Singer and One Direction nabbed Favorite Music Group and Favorite Song. Favorite female athlete went to Danica Patrick, and I think Gabby Douglas was robbed! Robbed I say!
Next year we will be better prepared, but it seems like in order to “be prepared” you have to expose your kid to a mess of music you may feel isn’t quite age-appropriate and a bunch of movies that are just not for kids. Why was Kristen Wiig presenting? I read she has an upcoming role in the Despicable Me sequel but do little kids know who she is from Bridesmaids or SNL? Don’t get me wrong, I lufffff her, like so many people do, but at this point she is an adult famous person person, not a kid’s famous person person.
So yeah, whatever Kid’s Choice Awards, thank you for making me and my kid feel like lame-o-out-of-it people for not knowing who half these people are. Today we will have our own award’s show with best movie going to 1999’s The Iron Giant and best Cat award going to our cat. At least we know these things.
(Photos: Wenn and Nickelodeon)