Hilarious, Topless, Drunk McDonald’s Lady Actually Sad Mentally Ill Mom
Sandra Suarez is a 41-year-old mother-of-two who was caught on camera pretty much destroying the inside of a Florida McDonald’s wearing nothing but a thong. The incident happened on March 24, but didn’t go viral until yesterday. I’d like to say I don’t understand why these things go viral in the first place, but I admit that it’s hard not to be captivated by a naked woman throwing napkin containers at people and dispensing soft serve ice-cream directly into her mouth.
Suarez spoke out about the video today, saying she does not remember anything about the incident but claims she wasn’t under the influence of alcohol or drugs. The two employees who posted the video online and can be heard laughing and commenting throughout have been fired.
Suarez blamed her actions on her bipolar disorder. She was charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest and released on a $7,000 bond.
I guess everyone was laughing at her because they assumed she was on some kind of drug-induced rampage? Is it still as funny now that we know she is a mother of two with bipolar disorder? I’m going to say no. I have a good sense of humor – and watching someone eat directly from a soft-serve would normally make me chuckle, but I found this video all sorts of depressing from the get go. It’s NSFW and I’m posting it because it’s already gone viral – so it’s kind of pointless not to.
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