It’s always interesting to see what people read the most on a site. With a name like “Mommyish,” you’d probably guess it was some parenting advice or Mommy Wars piece; you would be wrong. For the second year in a row, a story about baked goods shaped like vaginas was by far the most read story on our site. Don’t ask — I have no idea. I’d like to think I’m just really adept at making vagina jokes, since the stories were both mine.
Here’s a list of stories from 2014 that got the most comments, Facebook shares, and page views of any other stories on our site. I’m already on the lookout for the next big vagina story for 2015. Kidding. Sort of.
Mom brings vagina cookies to second grade class, becomes irate when teacher refuses to serve them. The rest is history.
Yup, parenting karma will bite you in the ass — in the form of making you deal with all of the things you thought parents were exaggerating about before you had kids of your own.
Spoiler alert: none of these are meant to be used by nursing mothers.
In which we attempt to explain to men everywhere that breastfeeding in public isn’t the same thing as “whipping out your dick.”
About the tragic and horrifying school shooting in Washington that left five high school kids dead and the disturbing public reaction to a murderer they excused as “heartbroken.”
Neighbor escorts mother’s child home because she doesn’t think he’s safe playing alone outside — then she calls the police. Just one of the many stories we covered this year about “helpful” neighbors.
Inspired by the “vagina cookie” debacle, we created a list of other snacks you should probably avoid bringing to your child’s classroom.
Including but not limited to sharks and raw hot dogs.
Can’t even begin to explain this one. You just really need to read it.
Apparently, Lego+Porn= success.
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